Amy

Greg and I went to see Scottish comedian "Danny Bhoy" the other night.  I saw a short clip of his act on TV and thought... "is he playing in Chch? 'cause damn, he's funny".  He was talking about how hotel beds make their beds so tight that you need to "fax" yourself into them.  The visuals had me spewing soda out of my nose.  Then he goes on to talk about a lizard on the wall while he's "faxed" into bed.  Turns out to be a gecko (for those in TX no explanation is needed I'm sure).  He was watching this gecko on the wall and then turned out the light.  He woke up from a sleep frightened... where had this gecko gone?  Turned ON the light... gecko was no where to be found!  Then he looked down (while strapped into this tight bed) and the gecko is on his chest.  (I'm pissing myself laughing now!)  He tries to blow the gecko off... yes blow.  Oh, hysterical.

The hotel room skit also pointed out those really crappy "hair dryers" that are attached to the wall in hotel bathrooms (perhaps not so much in America).  He compared them to an elderly woman gently blowing on your hair, leaving your hair moist and warm, but not dry. 

So, the live performance we saw was a completely different act!  Equally funny but I somehow felt left out because I really wanted to watch the rest of the "hotel room skit".  Now I'm on the hunt for this hotel skit because it was on TV1? the other day... and I'll be on youtube looking for it shortly.  I highly recommend seeing this comedian... hilarious.

EDIT: Here's the skit I am talking about: http://lnk.nu/youtube.com/wdr